If olive oil is made of olives and sun flower oil is made of sunflower seeds, what is baby oil made from????

think about it..peanut oil....peanuts....is big industry hiding a terrible secret...i need answers?????

If olive oil is made of olives and sun flower oil is made of sunflower seeds, what is baby oil made from????
Babies of course, they squeeze it out of the babies produced for their oil content, and sell it for the benefit of normal babies and loving couples, who are not blessed with amble amounts of oil.



Now you have opened this can of worms, people are going to be asking questions. I am told though no evidence has been forthcoming, that the oil rich babies benefit from losing most of their excess oil, and they stop producing as they grow out of babyhood, and need to buy it for most of their own babies, and partners.
Reply:also raises the question of the real ingredients in Girl Scout Cookies...
Reply:dolphins and bunny rabbits
Reply:lol lmao!
Reply:Scented mineral oil :-l or baby fat :-)
Reply:mineral oil, aloe vera extract, fragrance, tocopherol ( (Vitamin E) acetate.
Reply:pure oil..... and they add the perfumes which babies love....that's it,lol...
Reply:Is motor oil made out of motors, then, smart guy?
Reply:babies they put them all in a giant blender and mush them up muahahaha

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hahahaha girlscout cookies
Reply:rendered down babies!
Reply:Some things are best left untold..... Do not dig too deeply, you may not like what you find!
Reply:Babies!!!
Reply:its made from a giraffes left foot.
Reply:A young couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation soon came to Mozart, "Absolutely brilliant…lovely…oh, a fine fellow…a genius, Mozart was."

The woman, wanting to get in on the conversation remarked, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. It was just this morning that I saw him getting on the No.20 bus going to Erdington." There was a sudden hush and all eyes were turned toward her. The husband pulled her aside and angrily barked, "We're leaving right now."



In the car on the way home the wife turned to the husband and said, "You’re really mad about something aren't you?" "How could you tell? My goodness! I've never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No.20 bus to Erdington, huh? Everybody knows that the No.20 Bus doesn't go to Erdington!"
Reply:And Shell oil. And what about bee pee?!
Reply:whales and probably baby seals
Reply:baby cows

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