If i eat dirt and swallow seeds, will flowers grow in my stomach?

Sounds like you've been smokin' the seeds, not swallowing them!

If i eat dirt and swallow seeds, will flowers grow in my stomach?
good question. interesting! you have an amazing imagination.
Reply:hahahaha..this is funny! my mom used to tell us pregnant women just ate watermelon seeds

honestly I hope you really don't believe it could happen
Reply:Nope. They won't stay still that long, won't have light, and your digestive juices will destroy anything that sprouted if it did "hang up" and find a pocket of dirt in there.
Reply:Eating dirt can create negative bacteria in your intestines that could result in infection. Other than that, it will go through the typical process, through your large and small intestines and be eliminated.
Reply:are you serious? is this a real question? If it stayed there long enough to grow the stomach acid would kill it. But I say stay there long enough because I think you would huh POOP it out first!
Reply:NO OF CURES NOT but you will get very sick and besides you need the sun to help grow plants so don't try it you will get sick...................
Reply:If you eat enough they will, provided they don't bury you too deep!
Reply:no the acid in your stomach will destroy the seeds
Reply:well well---sounds like u need a lesson in agriculture and obesity---if you swallow a water melon seed will it grow and make you fat looking---see this oughta answer yo question
Reply:Hey great question. Just do it and see what happens. Happy flower growing in your stomach. Ha Ha.
Reply:No.